My thoughts for the last couple weeks:
Me: "I want pizza!! Lots of it!!"
Me: Mmm! I want Smauglock
to bed me in his cave! Then I want Loki! Then Smauglock! Then Sherlock! Then Tom Hiddleston! Then Benedict Cumberbatch!
Me: AAARRRGGHHH!! Why can't my uterus be removed!? I'm not using the damn things anyways!
Me: I want Loki to bed me in his chambers as he whispers dirty things to me!
Me: I want Hawaiian pizza!!
Me: I think about sex a lot, but my body is just noping the crap out of me! Ovary-blocker!!